40 Top Funny Quotes

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This is a collection of humorous and funny quotes. The difference between the two is that humor is classy, literary stuff while funny is anything that makes you laugh. A stupid man tripping over a banana peel is not humorous but its funny.

This post includes classy lines that you can put as status on your Facebook and pure dumb, yet beautifully funny lines that will put a lasting smile on your face.

These funny quotes are gathered from books, newspaper columns, stand up comedians and late night talk show discussions.

You will also enjoy these life quotes and Motivational Quotes.

If you know any funny quotes (and I’m sure you do) then please leave share them using the comments section below. We’d love to have a few smiles :)

Funny quotes

Without much further ado, here are the funny quotes from around the globe.

Never!!

Never ever give up

Yes I can!

Impossible takes time

It’s oxygen you fool.

funny love quote

FBI, you’re out!

A jealous woman

Reality is nothing but…

reality saying collection

What makes a man handsome.

Humor makes a man handsome.

You look like I need a drink.

You look like I need a drink.

I was trapped.

I got a dig buck

Good friends that is.

Funny quotes about friends

Ask money from pessimist.

Ask money from pessimist

Double your money, the easy way.

funny quotes about life.

I break out in handcuffs.

I break out in handcuffs.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I don't like being insane, I enjoy every minute of it

All my life…

All my life...

Paychecks

Funny quotes about money and career

I’m not short.

I'm not short

I make mistakes.

I make mistakes

Irony

Irony - funny quote

Adults are just kids with money.

Adults are just kids with money

Love, the floor.

Funny quote from Floor

Tell the difference

Tell the difference

And if men could read minds, they would never marry.

If women could read minds

You look funny.

That's funny

He’s right you know.

mathematics qoutes

Follow your heart.

Follow your heart

Can’t convince them, confuse them. – Top Cat

Can't convince them, confuse them.

Twice a year.

Twice a year

A Cinderella story.

A cinderella story

Yes I would.

Yes I would

Onions.

funny quote about money

Fail Better! That’s the key.

fail-better-quote

Everybody is a genius. Funny quotes by Einstein.

Everybody is a genius - Einstein Quote

Not gravitation? Then who?

einstien qoutes

Life is too short to live by the rules.

learn the rules and then break them

When life throws at you. Hit Back!

you hit like a bitch

We’re all normally crazy.

question qoutes

The glass is always…

Technically, the glass is always full.

Count, counts, counted, counts counted.

albert Einstein

Did you survive?

The creative adult is the child who survived

Get Lost!

Find a good place and get lost

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