This is a collection of humorous and funny quotes. The difference between the two is that humor is classy, literary stuff while funny is anything that makes you laugh. A stupid man tripping over a banana peel is not humorous but its funny.
This post includes classy lines that you can put as status on your Facebook and pure dumb, yet beautifully funny lines that will put a lasting smile on your face.
These funny quotes are gathered from books, newspaper columns, stand up comedians and late night talk show discussions.
If you know any funny quotes (and I’m sure you do) then please leave share them using the comments section below. We’d love to have a few smiles 🙂
Without much further ado, here are the funny quotes from around the globe.
Yes I can!
It’s oxygen you fool.
FBI, you’re out!
Reality is nothing but…
What makes a man handsome.
You look like I need a drink.
I was trapped.
Good friends that is.
Ask money from pessimist.
Double your money, the easy way.
I break out in handcuffs.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
All my life…
I’m not short.
I make mistakes.
Adults are just kids with money.
Love, the floor.
Tell the difference
And if men could read minds, they would never marry.
You look funny.
He’s right you know.
Follow your heart.
Can’t convince them, confuse them. – Top Cat
Twice a year.
A Cinderella story.
Yes I would.
Fail Better! That’s the key.
Everybody is a genius. Funny quotes by Einstein.
Not gravitation? Then who?
Life is too short to live by the rules.
When life throws at you. Hit Back!
We’re all normally crazy.
The glass is always…
Count, counts, counted, counts counted.
Did you survive?